Boss Jokes Sms in urdu

Boss Jokes Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) HEIGHT OF SHARP MIND 

HEIGHT OF SHARP MIND







Intrviewr Said:

I Shall Either Ask U 10 Easy Questn

Or One Difficult Questn.

Think Well Before U Make Up Ur Mind







Boy Said:

My Choice Is 1 Difficult Questn







Intrviewr:

Ok Tell Me This

"What Comes First,

Day Or Nite"







The Boy Thought 4 A While

N Said:

Its Day Sir







Intrviewr Asked:

How?







Boy Replied:

Sorry Sir,

U Promised Me That

U Will Not Ask A Second Questn!







He Was Selctd 4 Job!

(2) Boss nokrani se: tujh men beg

Boss nokrani se:
tujh men begam se ziada maza he.

Nokrani: lekn sahab ji is mehal ke sare nokar kehte hen k tujhse begam men ziada maza he. 

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(3) Boss: Why Do You Want Time Off

Boss:
Why Do You Want Time Off Next Week?

Employee:
To Get Married

Boss:
What Stupid Woman Would Marry You?

Employee:
Your Daughter!

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(4) Boss(Gusy Se): Ye Tum Itne Cho

Boss(Gusy Se):
Ye Tum Itne Chote Chote Kapre Q Phnti Ho

Secretary:
Kya Krun Itni Salry Me Itne Hi Chote Kpre Atey Hen
Boss

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(5) HEIGHT OF SHARP MIND Intrviewr

HEIGHT OF SHARP MIND

Intrviewr Said:
I Shall Either Ask U 10 Easy Questn
Or One Difficult Questn.
Think Well Before U Make Up Ur Mind

Boy Said:
My Choice Is 1 Difficult Questn

Intrviewr:
Ok Tell Me This
"What Comes First,
Day Or Nite"

The Boy Thought 4 A While
N Said:
Its Day Sir

Intrviewr Asked:
How?

Boy Replied:
Sorry Sir,
U Promised Me That
U Will Not Ask A Second Questn!

He Was Selctd 4 Job!

(6) It has been shown as proof pos

It has been shown as proof positive that carefully prepared chocolate is as healthful a food as it is pleasant; that it is nourishing and easily digested... that it is above all helpful to people who must do a great deal of mental work.
Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

(7) Height Of Kush Fehmi.. A Man M

Height Of Kush Fehmi..

A Man Marrying His Own Secretary
Thinking That She Will Still Follow
His Orders As Before...!!

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(8) 2 Men Talking In Marriage Cere

2 Men Talking In Marriage Ceremony

1st:
Abhi Kal Ki Baat Hy,
Ye Larki Meri Godi Me Khelti Thi.

2nd:
Aap Larki Waale Ho?

1st:
Nhi, Mai BOSS Ho Iska... ;->

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(9) To Motivate His Sales Team The

To Motivate His Sales Team
The Manager Put Fwd An Incentive:
The One With The Highest Sales Will Get A Blowjob.
Employees:
Who Will Give It?
Manager:
The One With The Lowest Sales. 

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(10) Factory Ka Mazdur Boss Se: "Si

Factory Ka Mazdur Boss Se:
"Sir Mere Ghar 18wan Bacha Peda Hua Hai
Meri Sallery Ziada Kr Do
Boss:
Yar Meri Gal Sun,
Main Apni Factory Chlawan Ya Teri??? 

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  Send this sms to ur mobile phone via text message(1) A Beautiful Girl Puts Her Fing

A Beautiful Girl Puts Her Finger
On The Hotel Managers Lips
Manager Kisses Each Finger
Girl:
Now Tell Your Boss
There Is No Tissue Paper In The Toilet:-P 

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(2) Boss (Angry): Tumne Kabhi Ullu

Boss (Angry):
Tumne Kabhi Ullu Dekha Hai?

Executive (Sar Jhukate Hue):
Nahi, Sir!

Boss:
Niche Kya Dekh Rahaa Hai, Meri Tarf Dekh.

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(3) The Best And Daring Lines 0n T

The Best And Daring Lines
0n The T-Shirt Of An Employee:

I Work Only For MONEY,
If You Want Loyality,
Hire A DOG.

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