April Fool Sms in urdu and hindi
Yar ma na suna ha k 32 march ko minar pakistan gira rhay hain. . . . . . Magar yar 32 march to hota hi nai. Happy april fool day
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee,
And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.
~Robert Frost,
And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.
~Robert Frost,
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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
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One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old BURNed-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland BURNed down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late. ~Jack Handey
The first of April, some do say
Is set apart for All Fool's Day;
But why the people call it so
Nor I, nor they themselves, do know,
But on this day are people sent
On purpose for pure merriment.
Is set apart for All Fool's Day;
But why the people call it so
Nor I, nor they themselves, do know,
But on this day are people sent
On purpose for pure merriment.
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The maple syrup's full of ants.
A mouse is creeping on the shelf.
Is that a spider on your back?
I ate the whole pie by myself.
The kitchen sink just overflowed.
A flash flood washed away the school.
I threw your blanket in the trash.
I never lie----I---
APRIL FOOL!
A mouse is creeping on the shelf.
Is that a spider on your back?
I ate the whole pie by myself.
The kitchen sink just overflowed.
A flash flood washed away the school.
I threw your blanket in the trash.
I never lie----I---
APRIL FOOL!
The maple syrup's full of ants.
A mouse is creeping on the shelf.
Is that a spider on your back?
I ate the whole pie by myself.
The kitchen sink just overflowed.
A flash flood washed away the school.
I threw your blanket in the trash.
I never lie----I---
APRIL FOOL!
A mouse is creeping on the shelf.
Is that a spider on your back?
I ate the whole pie by myself.
The kitchen sink just overflowed.
A flash flood washed away the school.
I threw your blanket in the trash.
I never lie----I---
APRIL FOOL!
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...
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Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu fool
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Plz don't read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
APRIL FOOL!!
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
APRIL FOOL!!
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Send this sms to ur mobile phone via text message(1) Hum nay april foo
Hum nay april fool manay
to unko gosa aya
hamra kiya kasoor
Zamnay ka kasoor
jisne yeh dastoor banya.
to unko gosa aya
hamra kiya kasoor
Zamnay ka kasoor
jisne yeh dastoor banya.
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Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
beautiful beautiful?
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
? aprilfool, aprilfool ?
beautiful beautiful?
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
? aprilfool, aprilfool ?
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CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
?Happy April Fool Day?...
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
?Happy April Fool Day?...
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In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST
APRIL FOOL
APRIL FOOL
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Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
?Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo?
Hawa hi hawa hai.
APRIL FOOL
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
?Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo?
Hawa hi hawa hai.
APRIL FOOL
Oh, give us pleasure in the flowers to-day;
And give us not to think so far away
As the uncertain harvest; keep us here
All simply in the springing of the year.
Oh, give us pleasure in the orchard white,
Like nothing else by day, like ghosts by night;
And make us happy in the happy bees,
The swarm dilating round the perfect trees
And give us not to think so far away
As the uncertain harvest; keep us here
All simply in the springing of the year.
Oh, give us pleasure in the orchard white,
Like nothing else by day, like ghosts by night;
And make us happy in the happy bees,
The swarm dilating round the perfect trees
n April, we cannot see sunflowers in France, so we might say the sunflowers do not exist. But the local farmers have already planted thousands of seeds, and when they look at the bare hills, they may be able to see the sunflowers already. The sunflowers are there. They lack only the conditions of sun, heat, rain and July. Just because we cannot see them does not mean that they do not exist.
For lo, the winter is past, the rain is over and gone;
the flowers appear on the earth;
the time of the singing of birds is come,
and the voice of the turtledove is heard in our land.
the flowers appear on the earth;
the time of the singing of birds is come,
and the voice of the turtledove is heard in our land.
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All the wild sweetness of the flower
Tangled against the wall.
It was that magic, silent hour....
The branches grew so tall
They twined themselves into a bower.
The sun shown ... and the fall
Of yellow blossom on the grass!
You feel that golden rain?
Both of you could not hold, alas,
(both of you tried, in vain)
A memory, stranger. So I pass....
It will not come ag
Tangled against the wall.
It was that magic, silent hour....
The branches grew so tall
They twined themselves into a bower.
The sun shown ... and the fall
Of yellow blossom on the grass!
You feel that golden rain?
Both of you could not hold, alas,
(both of you tried, in vain)
A memory, stranger. So I pass....
It will not come ag
Meadowlarks
give lusty cheers
when spring appears
when spring appears.
Buds and seeds
prick up their ears
and blades of grass
show eager spears.
And only icicles
weep tears
when spring appears
when spring appears.
give lusty cheers
when spring appears
when spring appears.
Buds and seeds
prick up their ears
and blades of grass
show eager spears.
And only icicles
weep tears
when spring appears
when spring appears.
My wretched feet, flayed and swollen to lameness by the sharp
air of January, began to heal and subside under the gentler
breathings of April; the nights and MORNINGs no longer by their
Canadian temperature froze the very blood in our veins; we
could now endure the play-hour passed in the garden.
air of January, began to heal and subside under the gentler
breathings of April; the nights and MORNINGs no longer by their
Canadian temperature froze the very blood in our veins; we
could now endure the play-hour passed in the garden.
You can always tell its April
By the sound of falling rain
That mystic, mou
ful music
As it trickles down the drain.
Were told we should be thankful
For the kiss of April showers
As it washes all the grass clean
And prepares the soil for flowers.
Theres another side to April
Which doesnt bode us good,
When that mini, manic maelstrom
TURNS the lawn to liquid mud.
By the sound of falling rain
That mystic, mou
ful music
As it trickles down the drain.
Were told we should be thankful
For the kiss of April showers
As it washes all the grass clean
And prepares the soil for flowers.
Theres another side to April
Which doesnt bode us good,
When that mini, manic maelstrom
TURNS the lawn to liquid mud.
1947 KA BAHUT HI FAMOUS SMS.
?
?
THINK?
?
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NO REMEMBER?
?
?
TAB MOBILE KAHA THA JO SMS HOGA.
APRIL FOOL.
?
?
THINK?
?
?
NO REMEMBER?
?
?
TAB MOBILE KAHA THA JO SMS HOGA.
APRIL FOOL.
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In hasino se Rasme Wafa or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai...
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai...!
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai...!
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FO$#
FOO$
FOOL
FoOL
fOoL
foOL
FOOl
fOoL
FoOl
FOol
foOL
FOOL.
Pressing For What? Once a Fool Always a Fool.
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FOO$
FOOL
FoOL
fOoL
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FOOl
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FoOl
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foOL
FOOL.
Pressing For What? Once a Fool Always a Fool.
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Jab tum aaine ke pass aate ho,to aaina kehta hai,Beautiful Beautiful.jab tum door jate ho to aaina kehta hai Aprilfool Aprilfool!!
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IN HASINO SE RASME WAFA OR DIL LAGANA SARASAR BHOOL HAI...
JIS DIN YE IKRAR KAREN MOHABBAT KA, SAMAJH LENA US DIN APRIL FOOL
HAI...!
JIS DIN YE IKRAR KAREN MOHABBAT KA, SAMAJH LENA US DIN APRIL FOOL
HAI...!
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FOOL se
FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLwari me
FOOL k sath wish
kiya'U r the most
beautiFOOL,
wonderFOOL &
colorFOOL amongst all FOOLS........!!!!!!!
FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLwari me
FOOL k sath wish
kiya'U r the most
beautiFOOL,
wonderFOOL &
colorFOOL amongst all FOOLS........!!!!!!!
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Aisa hai pyar humara,main kishti tu kinara,mai dhanush tu teer mai matar tu paneer,mai barish tu badal,mai rajma tu chawal,mai hot tu cool,mai april tu fool...ha ha ha...
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Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge
Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.
your lower lip with your tounge
Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.
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Send this sms to ur mobile phone via text message(1) In larkion se dil
In larkion se dil lagana ek bhool hai
In k peeche itna bhagna fazool hai
Jis din kisi larki ne keh diya "I LOVE U"
Tou samajh jana us din APRIL FOOL hai.
In k peeche itna bhagna fazool hai
Jis din kisi larki ne keh diya "I LOVE U"
Tou samajh jana us din APRIL FOOL hai.
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SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...
URDUGOLD.COM
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...
URDUGOLD.COM
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Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"
URDUGOLD.COM
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"
URDUGOLD.COM
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WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you TURN your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN
URDUGOLD.COM
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you TURN your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN
URDUGOLD.COM
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U are a...
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
HORNy
r u smiling now?
YOU BITCH
URDUGOLD.COM
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
HORNy
r u smiling now?
YOU BITCH
URDUGOLD.COM
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dost pathan se: April fool manaya???
Pathan: han
Dost: kis k sath...???
Pathan: apni BV k sath.
dost: wo kaisy???
pathan: ham ne apni ko 3 dafa talaq dia, jub wo rony lagi tu ham ne kaha...
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APRIL FOOL
APRIL FOOL
Pathan: han
Dost: kis k sath...???
Pathan: apni BV k sath.
dost: wo kaisy???
pathan: ham ne apni ko 3 dafa talaq dia, jub wo rony lagi tu ham ne kaha...
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APRIL FOOL
APRIL FOOL
jante ho larki phansane ka acha din kon sa he
soch
nhi pata
1 april
agar baat bane to cool nhi to baji april fool
soch
nhi pata
1 april
agar baat bane to cool nhi to baji april fool
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Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil
dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re
Arrey chakkar aa gaya.
dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re
Arrey chakkar aa gaya.
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Police man : jail mai kese aye?
Sardar : media ki Larki interview kar rahi thi,
Us k seenay par "PRESS" likha hua tha,
Aur mai nay "PRESS" kar diya
Sardar : media ki Larki interview kar rahi thi,
Us k seenay par "PRESS" likha hua tha,
Aur mai nay "PRESS" kar diya
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Na Hawa Na
Saya hai!
Ahsas Tum Ko ab
Aya Hai!
Humein Bhi
SMS Kar K Dekh
Lo Dost!
COMPANY Ne
Yeh Mobile Sirf Tumhary girl
FRIEND K Liye Nahi Banaya Hai.
Saya hai!
Ahsas Tum Ko ab
Aya Hai!
Humein Bhi
SMS Kar K Dekh
Lo Dost!
COMPANY Ne
Yeh Mobile Sirf Tumhary girl
FRIEND K Liye Nahi Banaya Hai.
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Send this sms to ur mobile phone via text message(1) ek bar ek admi ne
ek bar ek admi ne june mien apne dost ko april fool banaya.
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SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL
spain per qabza hua to
muslims ko christians nay wada ker k
ship main sawar kiya
or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.
lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian
na muslims ko zinda jala dia.
THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY
OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.
so don't celebrate
spain per qabza hua to
muslims ko christians nay wada ker k
ship main sawar kiya
or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.
lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian
na muslims ko zinda jala dia.
THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY
OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.
so don't celebrate
Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
Its on 1st of April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.
Its on 1st of April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.
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When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.
Coz liars go to hell.
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Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"
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If u don't mind
If u don't feel bad
If don't hesitate
Please......
give me a
K
ki
kis
kiss
kiss......
kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon..
April Fool
If u don't feel bad
If don't hesitate
Please......
give me a
K
ki
kis
kiss
kiss......
kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon..
April Fool
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I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.
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Hi,
Mera Visa Lag Gaya Hai. 3 Saal Ka.
I'm Going Canada for 3 Years,
Apni Duaon Main Yaad Rakhna,
Raabta Rahega.
Kal Raat Ye Khuab Aaya Tha. :-)april fool
Mera Visa Lag Gaya Hai. 3 Saal Ka.
I'm Going Canada for 3 Years,
Apni Duaon Main Yaad Rakhna,
Raabta Rahega.
Kal Raat Ye Khuab Aaya Tha. :-)april fool
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"HISTORY Of 1st APRIL"
Spain per jab qabza huwa to Musalmano se esaaiyon ne yeh wadaa kar ke behri-jahaaz main sawar kiya ke Musalmano ko hifazat se AFRICA pouhancha diya jaye ga. Lekin jab jahaaz samander ke beech geya to essaiyon ne Musalmano ko zinda jala diya.
Tab se "They CELEBRATE The 1st April Day In the MEMORY Of "MAKING MUSLIMS FOOLS"
So, Plz tell this to ur other friends and don't celebrate 1st April.
Spain per jab qabza huwa to Musalmano se esaaiyon ne yeh wadaa kar ke behri-jahaaz main sawar kiya ke Musalmano ko hifazat se AFRICA pouhancha diya jaye ga. Lekin jab jahaaz samander ke beech geya to essaiyon ne Musalmano ko zinda jala diya.
Tab se "They CELEBRATE The 1st April Day In the MEMORY Of "MAKING MUSLIMS FOOLS"
So, Plz tell this to ur other friends and don't celebrate 1st April.
Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.
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Send this sms to ur mobile phone via text message(1) Agar apse koi kah
Agar apse koi kahe k aap
"GOODLOOKING"ho
"SMART"ho
or
"GENIOUS"ho
to rakh k thapper daina us ko....?
or kehna.....!
MARCH K MAHINE MAI APRAIL FOOL BANATA HAI....
"GOODLOOKING"ho
"SMART"ho
or
"GENIOUS"ho
to rakh k thapper daina us ko....?
or kehna.....!
MARCH K MAHINE MAI APRAIL FOOL BANATA HAI....
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Sender:Usman
Date: 31-03-2008
Boy 2 hiz girl FRIEND: i luv u.
Girl: O really.
Boy: No, i waz just making u f00l.bcoz 2day z April f00l
Date: 31-03-2008
Boy 2 hiz girl FRIEND: i luv u.
Girl: O really.
Boy: No, i waz just making u f00l.bcoz 2day z April f00l
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Dost Pathan se:
APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan: Han
Dost:kis k saath?
Pathan:Bv k 7!
hum ne 3 bar talaq dia
jab wo rone laga to Hum bola
APRIL FOOL,
APRIL FOOL..!
APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan: Han
Dost:kis k saath?
Pathan:Bv k 7!
hum ne 3 bar talaq dia
jab wo rone laga to Hum bola
APRIL FOOL,
APRIL FOOL..!
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SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL
spain per qabza hua to
muslims ko christians nay wada ker k
ship main sawar kiya
or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.
lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian
na muslims ko zinda jala dia.
THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY
OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.
so don't celebrate
spain per qabza hua to
muslims ko christians nay wada ker k
ship main sawar kiya
or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.
lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian
na muslims ko zinda jala dia.
THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY
OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.
so don't celebrate
The first of April, some do say Is set apart for All Fool's Day; But why the people call it so Nor I, nor they themselves, do know, But on this day are people sent On purpose for pure merriment.
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Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.
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WARNING ! ! ! This is a VIRUS . . . When you TURN your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN
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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one? ~George Be
ard Shaw
ard Shaw
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If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!
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In larkion se dil lagana ek bhol ha
In k peche itna bhagna fazol ha
Jis din kisi lrki ne keh diya "I LOVE U"
To samaj jana us din APRIL FOOL hai
In k peche itna bhagna fazol ha
Jis din kisi lrki ne keh diya "I LOVE U"
To samaj jana us din APRIL FOOL hai
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